This is so cool

[•miculprogramator]

Mda, si iete (ca sa ma exprim "frumos") la ce se uita oamenii in tara asta: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=B7A384E44AB6F243&search_query=roxy+manelista . Si ce difuzeaza oamenii la TV. Eu ma cutremur cand ma gandesc ca in fata televizorului se afla un bou care se uita la asta si e .
Pe de alta parte, suntem o tara de tampiti cum a zis Presedintele..."Scoala scoate tampiti". Mdea...


*Daca deviam,deschid eu un topic cu "problemele din sulaina_chanel" ! 

[•gabor_oliviu1991]

http://www.trilulilu.ro/AliaX/64d8075e8be4ca

PS: http://www.sport.ro/euro-2009-u21/video-un-nou-banel-la-euro-u-21-vezi-aici-cum-putea-scapa-cernea-pe-bernabeu.html?autoplay=true

[•marcelcodrea]

Filmuleţe cu Petre Ţutea :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etm02nwCHTw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsighet-online.ro%2F&feature=player_embedded

Înainte cu puţin timp de a muri :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o-0ciKkdF4&feature=related

[•Stigma]

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnStKXZcqc0 kind of reminds me of the dancing banana  Only it's freakier.

Un mim genial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zajDLCsDxeM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb8CH0rTcY4

[•tvlad]

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

[•miculprogramator]

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

Pe-asta il stiam de mult.E foarte interesant: poate face calcule cu sin/cos/tg/ctg, daca introduci o data iti spune la ce ora a rasirit soarele/la ce ora a a apus,cate grade sunt,daca introduci numele unui oras iti da informatii despre populatie,locatie,umiditate.
E un motor de cautare al informatiei.

[•crawler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoP3C76ioTU&feature=related

[•toni2007]

Mai mult pentru linux-isti :

http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/programmer.txt

http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html

[•tvlad]

Mai mult pentru linux-isti :

http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/programmer.txt

http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html

Tot de acolo, http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html

[•Stigma]

Ce se-ntampla-n lume:
http://www.nightlight.ws/01101101

A jucat cineva Notpron pana acum?! 
http://www.deathball.net/notpron/

[•devilkind]

Ce se-ntampla-n lume:
http://www.nightlight.ws/01101101

Cam dubios ala cu orgasms ca ramane constant pe 15. E cam la vrajeala ala.

A jucat cineva Notpron pana acum?! 
http://www.deathball.net/notpron/

Da, dar m-am enervat destul de repede.

[•Sorin_Ionut]

Cam dubios ala cu orgasms ca ramane constant pe 15. E cam la vrajeala ala.

Nu ramane constant asteapta mai mult si o sa vezi , sau oare am nimerit eu intr-un moment "special" ?

[•miculprogramator]

OMG, m-am sinucis de 14 ori ! 
Si am 8 crime...

Talk to GOD: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Pun si eu porma discutia mea cu el...

[•Mishu91]

Talk to GOD: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Ce penal e

Me:
 You are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.

[•Sorin_Ionut]

Talk to GOD: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Ce penal e

Me:
 You are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.

Me:
 You are gelous
God:
You think I am  gelous.
Me:
 Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
 Yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 Why not ?
God:
Because I am GOD

[•Stigma]

Sorry, it's quite long but it's damn funny 

Me:
 hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 you know my name
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
 you make no sense, God
God:
Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.
Me:
 why have you left me, God?
God:
I think I have  left you God, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
 you're not as smart as I expected.
God:
How smart is  you expected?
Me:
 wow, lousy grammar, God!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  What's your sign?
Me:
 aries
God:
Fire signs rule. .
Me:
 yeah, rockin'!
God:
Mmm.  Ask me another question.
Me:
 will I die young?
God:
The oracle says:  You can count on it.
Me:
 thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 can I talk to the Devil?
God:
They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
 do you like computers?
God:
Yes I live in a computer, so I must like them.
Me:
 do you like Metallica?
God:
Not since they put the pressure on Napster.
Me:
 do you like me?
God:
Sure,  I like you very much.
Me:
 will you marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
 i need you.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
 how am I supposed to do that?!
God:
Think about it.
Me:
 do you have any brothers or sisters?
God:
Do you mean "clones?".
Me:
 no, family.
Me:
 how is your son doing?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
 I mean Jesus, how is he?
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
 I KNOW! HOW IS HE DOING?
God:
How do you know it?   Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 are you watching me ALL THE TIME?
God:
That is a lot.  Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
 cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 GOD!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 yeah.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
 have you ever read the Bible?
God:
I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
Me:
 have you read Harry Potter?
God:
No I don't think I have read  Harry Potter, what is  it about?
Me:
 it's about wizards.
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
 what is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
 when is the Apocalypse coming?
God:
When is not the important thing.  What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
 That's Gandalf's line!
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
 have you read Lord of the Rings?
God:
No I don't think I have read  Lord of the Rings, what is  it about?
Me:
 nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 I have to go now and sin.
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you..  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 love you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
 egocentric maniac.
God:
  My favorite song is  Anything involving harps.  Do you know  it?
Me:
 just bye!
God:
See you later.  It's only just begun.

[•miculprogramator]

Long,long:

Me:
 Hi, guy !
God:
Hi there .  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 Ok.If you say...
God:
I think I do.  Yeah that's right.
Me:
 Hey,are you really?
God:
You've got my full attention.  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. For real.
Me:
 I don't belive in you..Hmmm....
God:
Would you ever do  it?
Me:
 not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
 Do you like Linkin Park?
God:
  Some people like it.  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
 I like Linkin Park !
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    I love TV shows about robots.  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
 Fuck Mel Gibson.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
 No.Le't pass about it
God:
Are you serious?  Intéressant.
Me:
 Do you like programming?I love it !
God:
Computer programming is an art to me.
Me:
 Huh?Really?Do you make programs?
God:
For real.  What are the ingredients?
Me:
 What the fuck?An alogoritm,some codelines,a compiler,and YUP or cofee
God:
I will search for it.   Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 ok,ok
God:
OK.  Alright then.
Me:
 Do you know me?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
 Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 Oh.You are stupid,dude!
God:
Woe!  Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
 Ok.And what?
God:
What else do you want to tell me?  I don't judge people.
Me:
 Are you a NAZIST?
God:
Am I a  NAZIST?  Only when it matters.
Me:
 ooo...That's cool !
God:
Oh, you are a poet.    Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
 I am,I am.If GOD say,I am !
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Me:
 Like what?
God:
For example,  eukaryotes.
Me:
 ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 i'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
 like programming
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 i like programming
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.   What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 i like programming
God:
You are not the only one.   What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 i like programming
God:
You are not the only one.   What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 do you ever make sex?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
 a man,a woman...
God:
Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me:
 i don't tell you about men
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
 no,i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
 you are a fucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  fucker?  Sometimes.
Me:
 thank you,fucker
God:
You are quite welcome!   That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Yup, this GOD is stupid. 

[•tvlad]

Last.fm nu mai e gratis, asa ca am descoperit altceva mai tare: www.grooveshark.com
Pe langa ca poti sa asculti orice melodie are si modul "autoplay" care canta melodii asemanatoare, poti sa-ti faci playlist-uri, stie sa faca shuffle si poti sa-ti si uploadezi muzica ta

[•miculprogramator]

Supra doza:    

[•cos_min]

http://failblog.org/2009/07/08/rescue-fail-2/

[•Stigma]

Oldie but goldie: http://www.librarysystems.com/midnight.htm
can't fully appreciate it unless you know the original Poe one!! 

[•Selony]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrZX6JuBhqE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Estarali%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded tare tare:))

[•toni2007]

http://www.opccalendar.com/index/home/

[•Stigma]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU what PAINT can do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXigfZGqsLM Cheesy Art

[•Mishu91]

Cred ca limbajul utilizat pe forum ar trebui reglementat in concordanta cu noile standarde

P.S.: Inca un articol care ii lumineaza pe cei carora le cam place spritul