Chuck Norris (chucknorris)

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About me

Let others do the talk for me.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.